I'm not getting any work done! I have guests coming over this weekend and a house to clean! No food in the pantry to feed said guests! I also have a speech to write by Sunday (well really by Friday because there will be no time to write once guests arrive) I also have many friends PM'ing and emailing me wondering where all this fic I'm supposed to be posting "soon" is. Nothing's getting done... and you wanna know why?
All because of the first five minutes of a little 'ol Episode known as "The Third Man". Compulsive. Obsessive. Perhaps excess viewing of Shirtless!Sweaty!Sammy doing push-ups, sit-ups, chin-ups (behind the head chin-ups at that!) paying hookers (Show of hands. How many folks thought she was about to pay HIM!), slam-dunking hooker phone numbers, shirtless chatting, shirtless pacing, and just general shirtless shirtlessness....
That is far too much YUM to be packed into one scene! And yet, I feel it is my duty to thoroughly review this material again and again studying each and every detail. I'm only human after all! GRRRR!
Nothing... nothing will get done. The house will be a mess, the houseguests will go hungry the speech will not be written.... and wait a minute... maybe if I just play everyone the first five minutes of this Episode, no one will care about their hunger pains or lack of speech!
AH HA! Well, this solves EVERYTHING!
Thank you Jared Padalecki! Your efforts in this matter are deeply appreciated!
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